[7/24/2014 8:30:17 PM] Aly: be a good fan and write me some good Sorato fics
[7/24/2014 8:30:17 PM] Aly: haha
[7/24/2014 8:30:24 PM] Jo: but i suck at writing
[7/24/2014 8:30:58 PM] Aly: no you don't
[7/24/2014 8:31:47 PM] Jo: okay i will try my best
"Hey," said Taichi one day to Sora in the park. "Do you know you're as hot as Agumon's Baby Flame?"
"What?" asked Sora. "You're drunk."
"Awww, don't say that." Taichi edged closer to her. "Let's make love, not war." In an afterthought, he added, "--greymon."
Sora gave an offended gasp and slapped him in the face. She cried in despair.
Suddenly Yamato came up to them. "Hey, guys, what's up?" He looked at Sora. "Oh, hi, Sora. I didn't know you were here."
Sora immediately swooned. "Oh, Yamato!" she gushed. "Let me take care of your Weregarurumon."
Yamato smiled. "Okay."
They held hands and together they flew across the rainbow and lived happily ever after. The end.
One day Taichi met Sora in the park.
"Hey, Sora," he said. "I know you got mad at me over the Baby Flame joke the other day and I'm sorry. I know you like thundershowers so what's a few raindrops between friends?"
"Okay," said Sora. "I'm sorry too."
"Cool," said Taichi, and then leaned forward to lower his voice in a deep whisper, "because I want to let you know that you light me up like a Mega Flame and we're going to Gaia Force until dawn."
"You mean Gaia Fuck," corrected Sora.
"NO! I SAID GAIA FORCE!" yelled Taichi, and with that, Wargreymon flew overhead and Gaia Forced the sun.
This caused the sun to explode and everyone flew to Mars. Therefore, Yamato being the first man on Mars was A LIE.
And then Taichi continued to make love, not war... greymon. THE END.